OK, I haven't written in forever...but this one is just too good. However, I don't have very much time to write...my kids have a snow day today. So here's my 2 cents in 2 minutes.
My theory. Tiger has trouble sleeping...you would too if you were worried your wife was going to find out you were sleeping with 9 other women.
He takes a few Ambien Thanksgiving night. His family is over the house, so sneaking out to feed the sex addiction is a little risky...better to just render yourself unconscious with a sleeping aide. But remember how a few years back they said those pills could make you do things at night and not remember in the morning? People were gaining weight because they were stuffing their faces while asleep...ring any bells? They also talked about driving while on Ambien which is what I think TW might have been doing that night...'cause really, even if your wife is swinging a golf club at you is it necessary to hit a fire hydrant AND a tree?
So, he's drugged up, drives, hurts himself because he's asleep, and a few days later every woman he's ever slept with is crawling out of the woodwork. See, kids, don't do drugs. A few Ambien is going to cost him at the very least a few million. Unless he can talk his wife into the old "I slept with those women while asleep on Ambien" excuse.
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